the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

I am not 100% that I understand what Hannibal is about

no thats pretty accurate

clitt:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

cottognapple:

(UHQ) Costumed fans attend the opening night of ‘Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince’ at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on July 14, 2009 in Hollywood, California.

COSTUMED FANS

Happy 31st Birthday, Thomas Arthur Darvill! [17.06.1982]

garflyf:

You’re making out with your partner and things start to get hot. You start feeling under their shirt only to discover they’re wearing chain-mail.

The Rains of Castamere begins playing.

thereisnosherlockholmes:

dean-winchesters-my-unicorn:

thereisnosherlockholmes:

it’s been a year and a half and i still get hit with the sudden and painful realization that sherlock threw himself off a building to save john’s life after telling john he was a fake to save his life even though his pride in his work was practically all he had

CAN YOU NOT

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

a theatrical performance about puns

a play on words

pyrexx:

The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.  

duder5000:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

IT LOOKS SO WRONG

OH MY GOD IT HURTS MY BRAIN

kristynkayla:

i literally never even heard of a thigh gap until i joined this site

welldonehaveacookie:

miss-doctorwho:

As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm

It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose 

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
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